[ odd jobs are kind of eddie's cup of tea. mostly because being the town black sheep, local metalhead and alleged satan worshipper makes finding work a shitty endeavor. not that eddie's exactly for the track record for paying attention to one thing long enough to hold a job; fuck, he couldn't graduate on time after all.
the whole local drug dealer thing doesn't help so eddie's familiar with odd jobs. it's trickier when someone needs other people to get the whole job done though and when you need to hold someone's hand for the whole endeavor. eddie tries to think about this one like a quest but, weirdly, people take him seriously when he puts it in dnd terms so he's not sure what to do about that. he's used to it being off putting when he jumps on a table and makes a demand of the cafeteria.
here, well, he's standing on the edge of a fountain in mirth with his hands cupped to his mouth and sure he'll get some hits as he screams out. ] Wary traveler! If you're cold, have I got a job for you that will help you heat up and you don't even have to take your pants off!
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[ odd jobs are kind of eddie's cup of tea. mostly because being the town black sheep, local metalhead and alleged satan worshipper makes finding work a shitty endeavor. not that eddie's exactly for the track record for paying attention to one thing long enough to hold a job; fuck, he couldn't graduate on time after all.
the whole local drug dealer thing doesn't help so eddie's familiar with odd jobs. it's trickier when someone needs other people to get the whole job done though and when you need to hold someone's hand for the whole endeavor. eddie tries to think about this one like a quest but, weirdly, people take him seriously when he puts it in dnd terms so he's not sure what to do about that. he's used to it being off putting when he jumps on a table and makes a demand of the cafeteria.
here, well, he's standing on the edge of a fountain in mirth with his hands cupped to his mouth and sure he'll get some hits as he screams out. ] Wary traveler! If you're cold, have I got a job for you that will help you heat up and you don't even have to take your pants off!
[ nailed it, edward. ]