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[open & closed starters] december catch-all
WHO: eddie munson + YOU
WHERE: all over
WHEN: december
WHAT: open & closed starters of all sorts in the comments. will be updated through the month.
WARNINGS: mentions of death/gore, self-deprecating language. will add more as they come up.
WHERE: all over
WHEN: december
WHAT: open & closed starters of all sorts in the comments. will be updated through the month.
WARNINGS: mentions of death/gore, self-deprecating language. will add more as they come up.
β¦ let their souls rest
β¦ avert your gaze, you peeping tom!
radiance;
[ standing in front of the notice board, eddie tilts his head and lets out a low whistle as he taps one of the listings. he's not alone, he realizes and there's someone else looking through the listings too so eddie can't help but grin and strike up a conversation. ] What do you think? This nude modeling thing. Do you think the artist is looking for something tasteful or raunchy?
[ honestly, eddie's not one to pose himself but he's kind of curious who's looking at that ad and what sort of person advertises so publicly. back home, oh this would be a scandal. he kind of loves it. ] Think she'll throw in a meal while you pose?
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You'd have to hold the pose while eating, otherwise it'll mess up their painting.
[ She's seen articles about what they do in the movies.. She's happily assuming the same logic. Might even sound convincing with how much confidence she sells it with. Lottie tilts her head down to look at him, eyes briefly glancing back to the listing. ]
Usually they'll let you know what they want, or they'll give you free range. Depends on the photographer β I guess, painter.
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damn. she's right. ] Have you done this before?
[ seems like they've got a real expert here. maybe it's more common in thee future, though eddie's more picturing the portraits of the olde times. then again, no one would be nude for those. ]
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The future version of it, I guess. No one's ever painted me as a model physically there but I've got some cute fanart every now and then..
[ Yes, she is That Girl who checks her own tags and mentions on every platform. ]
I'm more used to my photos being blown up and used as giant posters.. Or like, magazines.
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[ which earns that puppy like tilt of his head again. ] Wait what do you do back in your time?
[ is he talking to a celebrity from the future? ]
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[ This was an inevitable, Lottie humble brags like she needs air. But the way Eddie asks about her profession makes her feel a little less lame saying it out loud (there's no way around the natural cringe she gets whenever she says "I blog" or "I'm an influencer" β having a non traditional career tends to do that to you). ]
I don't think those existed in the 80's but it's like, I share my life with my followers and blog about stuff. Go to places, do collabs, sell merch.
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she explains and eddie nods, still not getting what a blog is. ] That sounds like a lot of work, sharing your shit with everyone.
But you can make money like that? Sharing what you like to do? [ and color him intrigued, okay. ]
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[ Either way, she preens at him thinking it sounds like a lot of work, brightening up because of it. ] But yeah, it was. Is. You have to plan everything around content. I used to go to places specifically for the food or OOTD pics.
[ Is that a sane way to live?? Probably not. But was it great for her blog and audience?? Absolutely. As far as money, though -- ]
Oh, yeah, a good amount. Money for appearance fees, interviews, photoshoots, all kinda adds up.. Cut of profits from people clicking on your link for ad sponsorships or buying my merch. [ She taps at her lip for a moment or two, in thought. And this is a genuine question she asks: ] Was Nike alive while you were kicking?
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at least with lottie. then again, she's teaching him a lot about the future and eddie kind of wishes he'd lived to see it. sure he'd be pushing forty if he was around when she was alive, which would be a stretch cause eddie's not sure he'd have made it that far anyway, but it would all be cool to see.
he tilts his head. ] What about doing things you enjoy? Any room for that in the blogger world?
Nike like the shoes? [ or like a person. there's a god with that name that he's read about. ] Kids at my school had Nike's, I had a pair too I thrifted.
[ he stuffs his hands in his pockets, chuckles. ] They were expensive as shit.
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I did a special drop with them back in 2014. There's a very cool select group of people with Lottie Person brand Nike wear, roaming out there in the big bad world.
[ Imagine that.. Boxers, leggings, bras, all kinds of athleisure wear with her name on it. Not that she is especially specific with what her collection had, but she hopes the brand drop does that for her, instead. ]
They let me do whatever for the photoshoot and designs so it was a great experience. [ She puts a hand on her hip, ] And I happen to enjoy being photographed, so, it works out.
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[ it's fucking cool that someone can do that with a job the adults in his town would balk at. then again, eddie's an adult who feels kind of like he'll never grow up. he's peter pan, shepherding lost sheep. well, he was before he kicked it.
something about the way lottie ends that earns a laugh. ] So you're a pro, then. Got any tips for someone who hasn't really been photographed at all?
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Know your angles.
[ She nods wisely. ]
Stare at yourself in the mirror and get comfortable. If you don't know what you look like doing a face, you're never gonna know if it comes out looking good on camera. You might end up just looking goofy as hell..
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so he's not so sure about all this.
he does do a little spin though, holds his arms out. ] I think I'm doomed to goofy no matter what. It's kinda my brand that and pretty metal.