[Oh boy. She winces. Right, she probably sounds like a total maniac. Just the impression she needs to give in front of one of the most well-built men alive.

Although "Zagreus" doesn't seem to care much for propriety. Can't, if he's committing this hard to the bit.]

No, they're j-just cheap holiday gimmicks. [She sighs. Should she bother explaining what a blender is?] A trashy excuse to m-make unwitting victims lock lips, except in the real world—

[Extremely pointed glare of death to the sprite.]

—there wouldn't be s-some shitty elf waiting to c-curse you for walking away!