[Truly they are two morons on different wavelengths. While he assumes Fukawa wants nothing to do with him, Fukawa assumes the reverse. When he states his concerns it trips up her fury like slip on a banana peel. She looks rather stupid, slapped silly and slack-jawed beneath the mistletoe.]
Wh-wh-wh...wouldn't want to? [excuse you? Her head bobs back with great incredulity.] Are you stupid? Have you ever s-seen a mirror?!
[Anyone on the planet would go full Narcissus if they had a reflection like that. Forget that she was just going goading him about assuming she's unkissable. This is the more serious offense. Fukawa points to her own face, flushed and twisted with indignities untold.]
I'm the hag here! Not you! You can't go claiming the right to be unappealing when you look like that! Anyone with eyes can tell who's being punished in this situation!
[It's him. Definitely him.]
Beautiful people are always saying they're ugly, but they don't know what it's really like! I can't stand that pitiful act! Stop playing humble already!
Sorry for this extremely rational and calm response
[Truly they are two morons on different wavelengths. While he assumes Fukawa wants nothing to do with him, Fukawa assumes the reverse. When he states his concerns it trips up her fury like slip on a banana peel. She looks rather stupid, slapped silly and slack-jawed beneath the mistletoe.]
Wh-wh-wh...wouldn't want to? [excuse you? Her head bobs back with great incredulity.] Are you stupid? Have you ever s-seen a mirror?!
[Anyone on the planet would go full Narcissus if they had a reflection like that. Forget that she was just going goading him about assuming she's unkissable. This is the more serious offense. Fukawa points to her own face, flushed and twisted with indignities untold.]
I'm the hag here! Not you! You can't go claiming the right to be unappealing when you look like that! Anyone with eyes can tell who's being punished in this situation!
[It's him. Definitely him.]
Beautiful people are always saying they're ugly, but they don't know what it's really like! I can't stand that pitiful act! Stop playing humble already!