Technically, who. His name is Bibendum. [ a fun fact that eddie learned from his old man, though he doesn't remember how that came up anymore. ] Kind of looks like a giant m-marshmallow.

[ he shudders, wrapping his arms around himself. ] Hot chocolate with ma-marshmallows sounds like a sinful dream right about now. Something warm to eat.

[ but here he is; foodless, cold, and striking out on charm. ]