Unfortunately—er, fortunately? (for jonas, being straightforward is never a bad thing. there was no malicious intent, so he's chill with it.) I didn't even know what to call it afterward.

(his eyes point upward at the mistletoe. sprites nearby, having a great time watching people either suffer or prosper, cajole and snicker at them.)

What I'd call it now is "a risky move." You're, uh—I'm glad you're not some random. Have you run into many of these mistletoes?