I've done many things that are... well, inappropriate for such young ears to hear. [that's vague and vaguely suggestive, but better suggestive than the alternative that's quite macabre and horrible. and bloody.

shalem settles down next to the platform the pedestal is on, back against it, and thus facing away from megumi.]

I was trained as an actor before I became an office worker, you see. Sometimes, the script calls for you to do something entirely different on stage, and reservations about our bodies were trained out of us quite quickly.

[but really, he hopes megumi doesn't ask for details.]