[While the body he currently inhabits may be powerful—admittedly much more than he would have originally accredited Noctis—Naruto doesn’t know how to utilize it to his advantage without relying on chakra. As a result, that shove sends him windmilling backwards several clumsy steps. But instead of looking annoyed, he takes the moment to shoot himself a shit-eating-grin of approval. Leave it to Naruto to find time to appreciate even a small display of his own raw strength.]
Kurama! [Now, however, he tries to level himself with a stern frown.] Did you blow our cover!?
[Have fun listening to the bijū’s not-so-polite response to that accusation, Noctis. As if he could hear the grumbling, Naruto breaks out into another grin—one that becomes a little pained.]
Alright, I’m glad I found you. We have an emergency. [Naruto leans in, like he’s about to share classified information.] I really need to pee. But it’s your dick, so you gotta do it! Take responsibility for your weak bladder, Noctis!
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Kurama! [Now, however, he tries to level himself with a stern frown.] Did you blow our cover!?
[Have fun listening to the bijū’s not-so-polite response to that accusation, Noctis. As if he could hear the grumbling, Naruto breaks out into another grin—one that becomes a little pained.]
Alright, I’m glad I found you. We have an emergency. [Naruto leans in, like he’s about to share classified information.] I really need to pee. But it’s your dick, so you gotta do it! Take responsibility for your weak bladder, Noctis!
[Yes, this is happening.]