[ If Zack's offended by being compared to a bird, well. He might have just added to that with the way he squawks in indignation. Doesn't stop him from eating more although he is more mindful at least not to shove the whole thing in his mouth like last time. ]

Think I should just grow a beard then? I heard I'd look like- [ He pauses mid-sense. Decidedly throws back a drink anyway before he continues. ]

...Heard I'd look a lot older anyway if I did. Mustache is out though. Those things always make my nose itch.