Because I know you, better than you think that I do.

[ her voice is soft, but assured in her conviction. ]

In that minute of your life that I've known you, I've figured out that you were the Devil in Roderick Burgess's basement for an entire century. How many other humans do you know who've deduced that?

[ ...if he's not going to sing her praises, she'll yodel them out herself. ]