... Anyone with eyes and a pulse would be at least like "He doesn't look like he smells bad, also he belongs on the cover of a magazine." Go look at him.

(please don't.

though d probably wouldn't mind. that was one of the most chill conversations jonas has ever had, not solely in his afterlife but when he was alive and well. this one he's sharing with sasuke now is the exact opposite of that, and watching sakura watch him so severely is unnerving.

predictably, however, jonas follows.)

And by the way, Pluto isn't a location here, man, it's—you know your planet? It's, like—I can't believe I—supremely underqualified Jonas—am explaining this to you. It's kinda like another planet very, very far away from mine.

So... when you're too drunk or high, you tell someone you're "on Pluto" and they get that you're super far away. Mentally.