[ the way i have to come back to this tag in shame and accept this teenager status

it's actually very funny what a sulky baby she is, unfortunately he finds this sort of behavior endearing. this probably doesn't help how she's feeling. ]

If your legs were broken, you'd be stuck like this for much longer, you know.

[ is that what she wants? maybe she secretly enjoys piggyback rides? ]

In any case, I do not see how you "owe" me anything.