You know, that'd hurt if I didn't know that it was true.

[ She has tried Every. Single. Time. Invincible doesn't even cut it, this guy's a mini oni. ]

Oh come oooon, I swear it feels really good! Just paint that gross stuff on thick and your skin'll be like "Oh, yes, that's what I've been needin'! How did you know?"

And you can say, "My smart, beautiful, strong, and perfect friend told me, isn't she just the best?"