Life is hard, that's why no one survives (half-closed)

[dodgeouttahell]

WHO: Zagreus et al.
WHERE: wherever, whenever
WHEN: Dec and perhaps January
WHAT: Catchall and closed starters for people. Pls find my plotting comment here or throw me a wildcard if any of the prompts work.
WARNINGS: TBU

Comments

[dodgeouttahell]

I see. Well, if I can help in any way, please reach out to me. Even if you need a snack between all that magic heavy lifting. [He nods and is about to caution Aspen about his laurels for fear of burning him when he does finally look up, his mismatched eyes widening softly in surprise.]

Oh. Again? You'd think they'd leave us alone after a couple of times.

[terraria]

The fae are pests.

( he raises his hand as if to remove the mistletoe and jerks back when he's smacked by a tiny pixie hand. )

Tch - I intended on kissing him anyhow! Well - if you were willing.

[dodgeouttahell]

'The fae'? Are you familiar with these beings, th—

[—oh. Oh. Zagreus actually has to do a double-take as he looks down from the tutting sprite. He's not used to people being so forward, so he may be a little shocked, a slight tint to his cheek.]

You did?

[terraria]

Why wouldn't I be? You're very kissable.

( he fixes zagreus with a curious expression. )

I wouldn't be surprised if maidens and men alike fell at your feet.

[dodgeouttahell]

[The bow of his head is bashful, and so is the slight shake that goes with it. It's not so much the being called 'kissable'; Zagreus knows that those touched by with some amount of divinity tend to look unfairly good, even if the word had never been used to describe him, he believes.

It's the comment about having suitors. Zagreus has no such thing. He's, if anything, the one who tends to chase after who he's interested.

Though recently, with very little success.] I'm afraid that's not the case, Aspen. But I appreciate that you think so.