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joonghyuk "listen up fives, a ten is speaking" yoo ([personal profile] regression) wrote in [community profile] logs2022-11-07 02:45 pm

( OPEN ) AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES...?

WHO: Whoever wants to be involved!
WHERE: Serene
WHEN: Before the imminent jailing, leading up to the jailing.
WHAT: An open house for Han Sooyoung Corporation, which is an apartment complex renovated for fellow Restless! While Sooyoung, Dokja, and Joonghyuk have invited a few for the initial wave, they want to see if others may be interested which may be followed with a public network post later in the month after all the event things.

As a note, while this is a light-hearted gathering where Joonghyuk, Sooyoung, and Dokja consider housing logistics, the Hierarchy guards will come in and arrest criminals somewhere midway... Sometimes you drew blood and must face the consequences.

If characters found interest in joining just from the open house alone, feel free to submit a form, but as Sooyoung and Joonghyuk will be jailed for a portion of the event, Dokja will be the contact for house things.

This post is also FFA!

WARNINGS: will be updated if anything comes up!

STOP BEING HOMELESS TODAY!


Wherever you are in the Stygia, you'll find a flyer that notes a refuge for Restless from other worlds. It is better to combat the Netherworld, its curses, and its beasts in numbers, no? Hopefully here you can form bonds with those who share the same space, that is what the flyer tries to sell you. An address is penned after its pitch, a building found in the calm of Serene.

The building towers over, floors overtaken by vines with no end and hanging plants, but it seems to be spruced up a bit compared to other forsaken lands. The yard has been manicured with grass leveled like someone bought a lawnmower for this occasion (they didn't). The doors are open for those who wish to take a tour of the floors, granted they will find Floor 3's Suite 1 locked. The rest are free for perusal and they are in good form, though empty aside from wild greens and beds.

Most of the action is on the yard, anyway... What with the wafting aroma of food, the sound of popping kernels, and the wonky projector that plays some movies from Mirth's notice board.


NETFLIX & FEAR?


The projector isn't the best quality... It really did seem like someone haggled their way to get it, however, and it plays while being attached to someone's phone which somehow has a USB slotted in. Netherworld technology really is interesting? Swathes of blankets are placed on the floor for all to lodge and enjoy the movies with sweet and salty popcorn (maybe tomato flavor, there are a lot of flavors) to munch.

The movie list can be found here (with whatever you can think of):

✦ Paranormal Activity
✦ The Blair Witch Project
✦ It
✦ The Ring
✦ Cargo
✦ Black Swan
✦ Us
✦ Nope
✦ The Cabin in the Woods
✦ Beetlejuice
✦ The Interview with the Vampire
✦ Shark movies (Jaws, Sharknado, etc.)

Outside of popcorn, there is stew and bread available for feast. It's delicious despite its simple presentation. While a bowl warms the heart and the stomach, it won't be washing away whatever jealousy y'all fostering. Weirdos. There are also dumplings, though one out of every twelve is extremely spicy.

No, there is no alcohol unless someone else brings it with them.

— ✤ —

Remember that the Hierarchy will be busting in later in the open house to arrest people, just to reference in threads if necessary! For characters interested in joining the house, feel free to submit a form to this page or wait until the network post later in the month.
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[personal profile] salvageable 2022-11-08 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ Grabs some (tomato) popcorn and drops them in his mouth.

Chews like once.

Immediately spits it out into the palm of his hand. ]
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[personal profile] boarwitness 2022-11-08 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
[disgusted sounds]
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[personal profile] salvageable 2022-11-08 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ Shhhhh, you'll scare him away. ]
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[personal profile] midway 2022-11-08 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ 🥺 mother ]
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[personal profile] executory 2022-11-08 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ hello???? note to self: avoid this guy ]
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[personal profile] paraselenes 2022-11-08 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ Judging him a little bit for wasting food... ignores whatever the fuck you guys are doing upthread... ]

Is something the matter?
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[personal profile] salvageable 2022-11-08 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ Dumps the contents on his palm into the nearest trash can. ]

That's not what popcorn is supposed to taste like.
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[personal profile] paraselenes 2022-11-08 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
...I've heard that reaction a few times now.

[ People are more horrified by the tomato popcorn than the scary movies. ]

What is it meant to be like, then?
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[personal profile] salvageable 2022-11-08 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, I guess like corn? But it's a bit salty and when you add butter, you mostly just taste the butter.

[ i had to google this because i don't remember the last time i had popcorn. ]
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[personal profile] paraselenes 2022-11-08 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ you had to google that popcorn tastes like corn? ]

Oh, that sounds decadent. [ to someone from ye olden days... ] You shouldn't waste it, then. I can take the rest of the... red ones?

[ the tomato ones... ]
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[personal profile] salvageable 2022-11-08 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ what if it didn't and i made wrong assumptions ]

What? You like them?

[ STARES IN ACTUAL HORROR ]
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[personal profile] paraselenes 2022-11-08 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ i would crit you and get you banned ]

Are they really that terrible...? [ this is a genuine question because his reaction is so DRAMA ] I think it's important to appreciate a cook's effort, even if the results are... [ narsty ] subpar.
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[personal profile] salvageable 2022-11-08 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Dimitri seems like such a good guy. Can't believe this is the dude apparently thirsting after blood. ]

The cook most likely made them to harm me specifically. I'm not a fan of tomatoes.
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[personal profile] paraselenes 2022-11-08 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ Dimitri literally cannot taste so he can eat whatever garbage is out there without flinching, to no credit of his own. He munches on some gross tomato popcorn, like the monster that he is. ]

That's... an impressive amount of spite.

[ He doesn't sound surprised though. ]

Though he must know you rather well to prepare something so targeted.
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[personal profile] salvageable 2022-11-09 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ Nevermind. There's no way anyone eats popcorn like this with a straight face? Felix was right... This is a psychopath in front of him. ]

... You're Dimitri, right? I overheard some people talking to [ cough about ] you.

[ THE MYTH... THE LEGEND... ]
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[personal profile] paraselenes 2022-11-09 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's right. This is psychopath behavior. Though he then nearly coughs on a piece of awful popcorn. ]

...My reputation precedes me. [ TIRED ] You've spoken with Felix, I take it?
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[personal profile] salvageable 2022-11-10 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Ha... He really doesn't seem to like you.

[ Is this going to be a problem?? Down the road?? At their establishment??? ]
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[personal profile] paraselenes 2022-11-10 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ sorry for bringing Drama to your sweet home, dokja ]

Mm. He's not one to mince words. [ dimitri sounds fine with it, mostly. and (john mulaney voice) we don't have time to unpack this right now. ] But he's a good man, and we won't cause you any trouble.

...Though it might be safer to assign him a floor separate from me, for his comfort.
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[personal profile] salvageable 2022-11-11 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ Why is this so relatable... Dimitri's just like him, fr. ]

Separate floors. You got it.

[ He would prefer to avoid drama too!! So he makes a mental note and then gives one last withering look at the tomato popcorn. ]

I should see to the other guests. Enjoy your... popcorn.