d | a december catchall (open & closed)

[damnpire]

WHO: d & others
WHERE: the stygian hellscape
WHEN: month of december
WHAT: mistletoe kissing, winter cuddling, soulmates(?), spoon threatened me with a good time, trying to make francy stop being mean to rosa, inside d's door maybe
WARNINGS: dr...ug use...? (looks at silco and frowns), possible blood drinking, a claude date, dallisto, laurent's foul and grumpy mouth, problematically kissing heewon, dimitrid being depressed having to hold hands and kiss

OOC plotting post

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[philandery]

[ his youthful appearance = infantile

there's nothing cute about that tongue, though (other than the lisp). sylvain looks at him as if to say put it back! even if he knows it isn't D's fault. ]

There's no way this is permanent...??

[ maybe he should've just been "problematic" and planted one on d's lips. he mumbles, releasing more dark vapor, ]

If it stays like this I'm never gonna get to kiss again...

[ no!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

[damnpire]

[HE'S BEEN MINOR-CODED? Sylvain... 🥺 Even his tongue has been rejected... Think about all the things that tongue can do? This could be your bi awakening, Sylvain.]

I don't know if it's permanent. [THE LISP IS STILL THERE. It's actually kind of cute. It doesn't fit his aesthetic at all.] I don't know if kissing will remove what's been done.

[philandery]

[ i take it back... ANYTHING BUT THE MINOR-CODING... but also anna i can't believe you're offering tongue kink in an innocent mistletoe thread, this is what all my friends have warned me about 😳

anyway, sylvain closes his eyes for a beat. ]

You think it had to be on the mouth to count...?

[ looking at d, with his forked tongue and lisp... thinking about his own gross smoke-breath... ]

...Ugh. Should we try anyway?

[ asked with a grimace, like obviously he'd rather not, and also imagine having to kiss this mouth. ]

[damnpire]

[Yeah, he can tickle Sylvain’s neck under the jaw with it, like a snake. It’ll be sexy.]

If the game is made to cause the most trouble, yes.

[It really did have to be mouth to mouth, huh… He watches the smoke billow out of Sylvain’s mouth. Doesn’t seem poisonous at least…]

I don’t know if it will remove one already instated. But we can try if you wish.

[philandery]

[ unsure ]

So much for being a gentleman...

[ (murmured softly under his smoky-colored breath. like sylvain is a ho, yeah, but he's also a former noble and knight with some sense of decorum.) also d really has the short end of the stick between the two. at least sylvain's not planning on frenching that forked tongue (im sorry anna 😔) so d hypothetically does not need to worry about inhaling any dark... mouth-fumes... ]

Just don't hold it against me if it doesn't work.

[ with legal liability out of the way, sylvain angles his face once more to kiss the young man, a soft but lingering caress against his mouth. ]

[damnpire]

I won’t.

[His fork tongue french kiss… 😔

D appreciates the fellow decorum actually. He is strangely very big on knightly code of conduct. Which is why he respectfully took his hat off before.

He does not swoop in to smooch Sylvain, but allows the other man to kiss him while he tips his head. The lips that seem like they would be cold are actually warm! Lucky Sylvain!

Does this fix literally anything though? Maybe… Are they satisfied with the smooch…?]

[philandery]

[ it's really not often he has to tilt his head up to kiss someone else, even by a little, so this is all pretty novel to him. and he is faintly surprised that d's lips are as warm as they are—his pale complexion makes sylvain think of winter—a nice way to say, he expected him to be about the temperature of a corpse.

...it's a perfunctory kiss, but not heartless. sylvain smiles a little when he steps back, and gently pats d's cheek. he's kinda fond of this guy despite knowing very little about him—maybe projecting warm feelings he holds towards the other stoics in his life. but anyway, ]

Well. That didn't work.

[ he says through an inky haze. ]

[damnpire]

[Sylvain really got a kiss out of him and just patted him on the cheek…

Luckily, D goes about it with the same air of respectful chivalry and similar method of clinical execution. He doesn’t try to slip Sylvain any forked tongue.

Only… their efforts don’t work. That figures. He still has a little lisp when he speaks.]

Unfortunately.